Sunday, August 25, 2013

Crayon Art, Who Style!

All of you who know me in real life know I'm a MASSIVE Doctor Who fan. I have a Who area in my spare room, and I needed some more art in there. I have seen the crayon art all over the internet, but I am cheap and didn't want to waste a few boxes of Crayola crayons. Until I found 8 pack boxes specific to a certain color. And I found blues. Blues = TARDIS. TARDIS = Doctor Who. My head went to work and I decided to make a Who themed crayon art piece. The result is this:

I AM IN LOVE!!! I bought that tiny TARDIS at Barnes&Noble and it has just been sitting on a shelf. Now I have a beautiful piece of crayon art, complete with tiny TARDIS that lights up!


Monday, August 19, 2013

buffalo chicken - keto friendly

I don't understand why a lot of people use the excuse that all the "good" food is taken away if you make a healthy lifestyle change. That is so not true. One of our favorite things to eat is buffalo chicken. I could post up at b-dubs and never leave. Needless to say, I was THRILLED when I came across this keto friendly recipe for buffalo chicken. Not the best thing to eat when you have GERD, but I will take the few days of suffering for a really good meal. I didn't have tenders, so I just cubed it up after baking/before tossing.

Ingredients:
6 oz finely ground pork rinds
2 Tbsp parsley flakes
1 Tbsp garlic powder
 1 Tbsp seasoning salt
2.5 lbs boneless, skinless chicken tenders
3 eggs
your choice of wing sauce (I use Moore's Buffalo Wing Sauce. 0 carb)



Two ways to go about making it, depending on how fast you want them. 

1. Preheat oven to 350F. Whisk eggs in one bowl. In a separate bowl, combine pork rinds and seasonings. Cover chicken in egg and then cover with pork rind/seasoning mix. Bake for 30-35 minutes. Toss with your wing sauce and serve. 
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2. In a heavy pot, warm about a gallon of vegetable oil to 350F. Cover chicken with egg and then with the pork rind/seasoning mix. Drop slowly into oil for about 6 minutes. Once cooked, set on a plate with paper towel to drain excess grease. Toss chicken in wing sauce and serve.



Sunday, August 18, 2013

GISHWHES 2013 recap

As I am typing this, GISHWHES 2013 is in it's final moments. I would be lying if I said I wasn't a little sad that it is over. I have had such an amazing time this week. Some items took me far out of my comfort zone and some just further showed people how big of a goof I am. There are a few things I am certain of - I am ending this week with more friends and more confidence in myself and humanity as a whole.

Harry the Humanized Muscular Unicorn Man
Picture credit to our team artist, Bailey

Just over a week ago, I received my first e-mail from one of my teammates, Hannah. No time was wasted in creating a team Facebook page for Unicornassbutts. Many of us joined in on Skype team calls as we nervously awaited the revealing of the list. Seven days ago, our little team of 14 strangers began the journey of being involved in the greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen. The United States, Canada and Mexico had to deal with our shenanigans. We enlisted the help of friends, family and strangers to complete list items. In seven days, all participants of GISHWHES collectively broke two more Guinness World Records, bringing the GISHWHES world record count to five. Not bad for something that has only been around for three years.

Team UnicornAssbutts


Just for funsies, here is a list of the records held by Misha Collins & GISHWHES:
1. Largest media scavenger hunt (2011)
2. Broke their own record for the largest media scavenger hunt (2012)
3. Most charitable pledges for random acts of kindness. Nearly 100,000 pledges (2012)
4. Longest safety pin chain.. unofficial (2013)
5. Largest online album of hugs.. unofficial (2013)

Item #28 "Dress up as a robot and go to work"
Our personal team robot, Silkia


I am having a hard time summing GISHWHES up. There is not a proper amount of words to do so. Our team not only did some amazing things, but did them so well that battle wounds were acquired. Allergic reactions, burning eyeballs, possible surgery for an ankle injury. Really, guys. GISHWHES is intense in so many ways.

Item #114 "Create a portrait of Chris Hardwick out of dried fruit"
Made by Cristina


I've gotten permission from my teammates to share about our experience. We had to wait until after the hunt to post any images or videos for the public to see. That was to protect us from other teams being cheater cheater pumpkin eaters and stealing ideas.  Some of us had some lows with being told "no" when asking for help or permission to do items, but team UnicornAssbutts takes that with a grain of salt and came back more determined. Out of 155 items, our team completed  90 of them. I thought it would be fun to see what items were favorites among the team.

Item #130 "Find a dog named Castiel and take video of you calling him"
Team dog finder, Hannah

Favorite personally submitted item
Amber - #25 "Stealth act of kindness/capture reaction secretly on video"
Megan - #154 "Change a life/veteran housewarming gifts""
Bailey - #88 "Marching band playing Carry on my Wayward Son"
Claudia - #1 "GISHWHES attempt at breaking the world record for album of hugs"
Hannah - #130 "Find a dog named Castiel and record a video of you calling it"
Melissa - #42 "Document team throughout week"
Silkia - #45 "Strike up a convo w/ homeless person and get them lunch"
Olivia - #44 "Theory of Relativity"
Cristina - #114 "Portrait of Chris Hardwick out of dried fruit"
Laura - #1 "help GISHWHES break world record for biggest album of hugs"
Brianna -  #1 "help GISHWHES break world record for biggest album of hugs"
Marley - #23 "Car Prom"
Shannon - #121 "Eat a burrito in front of laser warning sign in laboratory"

Item #60 "Create a safari animal out of feminine hygiene products"
Team artist, Bailey

Favorite overall team submitted item
Amber - #154 "Change a life/veteran housewarming gifts"
Megan - #28 "A Day in the Life of a Robot"
Bailey - #19 "Spin class in scuba gear"
Claudia - #149 "sit in a cage within a cage staring down an animal"
Hannah - #96 "Flash mob of Carry on my Wayward Son"
Melissa - tie between #45 "strike up convo w/ homeless person and get them lunch" and #24 "wooster destroying cardboard city"
Silkia - #42 "Document team throughout week"
Olivia - #40 "Cas saves souls at cross walk"
Cristina - #41 "Trash can pool party"
Laura - #42 "Document team throughout week"
Brianna - #60 "Create a safari animal out of feminine hygiene products"
Marley - #19 "Spin class in scuba gear"
Shannon - #120 "Dramatic interpretation of Death by Chocolate"

Item #25 "Stealth random act of kindness and secretly record reaction"
Credit to Amber

GISHWHES 2013 in one word
Amber - Fantastic
Megan - Abnosome!
Bailey - Hellacious
Claudia - Abnosome
Hannah - Abnosome
Melissa - FAST
Silkia - Unforgettable
Olivia - What?!
Cristina - ??¿¡¡
Laura - guilt-ridden
Brianna - Amazed
Marley - Exhilarating
Shannon - Insane

We did so much, that it's hard to choose what to show on here. Here is a massive collection of pictures from the items we did this week. More videos can be viewed on our Youtube channel here: UnicornAssbutts Youtube Channel











































I hope you enjoyed seeing all of the shenanigans that Team UnicornAssbutts was up to this week.
Until next year.